you dont understand and i cant explain
im cute as hell which is incidentally where i came from
- Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip:Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
- His friend:Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass